Everyone's so holier then thou on the internet, I bet the dude who said people need to grow past the 6th grade is possibly an online predator or adult baby or some other fucked up fucking shit.
I have a fucking IQ of 160, I read virtually every fucking thing I can get my fucking hands on. I am able to articulate my fucking ideas in a civilized and cogent manner. My fucking vocabulary is indubitably fucking impeccable and I fucking love the fucking word.
such an interesting word! it brings to mind an awesome visual and aural image that's really funny in the middle of a sentence. you know, the pounding and ensuing sucking sound said pounding produces...
My high school age daughter said: "Mom, you want to know what we learned in our church youth group today? The teacher said about the flower communion ceremony: 'First you start with a metric fuckton of flowers.'" So, yes, a versatile word useful in all settings!
i fucking love putting fuck where i fucking please. Just because I use it though, doesn't fucking mean I'm ignorant or anything like that. Fucking pricks who think that they're fucking above because they don't use fucking expletives.
Best piece of swearing I ever heard was from a ship engineer, who was called to fix a broken guage - he took one look at it and said 'I'll be fucked if I'm going to fucking fix this fucker. Fuck me, some fucker's fucked about with it. The fucking things fucked. Fuck it. I'm fucking off. Fuck youse.'
He then fucked off, leaving me slack-jawed at his complete fucking mastery of the art of swearing..
The use of profane language is the inability to properly formulate an educated statement. Whilst not communicating at an appropriate level, it is unlikely to be taken seriously.
That is because it has not real meaning anymore. In real world English you just said: "The (having sex)(adj.) thing I (having sex)(adv.) like most about the (having sex)(adj.) English language is that you can (having sex)(adv.) put the world "fucking" every (having sex)(adj.) place you (having sex)(adv.) want.
"Oh, look at my snooty remarks about how vulgar language is so immature and unintelligent. It would seem your vocabulary is lacking. I am clearly better than everyone."
Whoop-de-fucking-doo! You fucking fuck! I'll fucking say fuck whenever the fuck I fucking want.
Remember kids: Foul language ≠ Stupidity. It does, however, make you come across as an aggressor to those you are talking to, so don't fucking use "fuck" while fucking talking to every fucking fuck you meet.
ifucking think you will fucking find that if you use fucking every other fucking word nowerdays in fucking england you will end up in fucking prison becuase the fucking nazis won the fucking war
True story - serving as an adjutant in the British Army, I once asked a young soldier what the problem was with the Land Rover hook-up. He looked at me and said "The fucking fucker's fucking fucked!"
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you can make an entire sentence out of the word....e.g Fuck the fuckin fucks!!!
FUCK YEAHH!
You can...although here it's only used as an adjective except once, when it's in quotes.
^^ someone doesnt know what an adverb is..
It's also used as an adverb in "can fucking put."
fucking fucked fucks!
actually seems like a lot of people need to grow past 6th grade!
Everyone's so holier then thou on the internet, I bet the dude who said people need to grow past the 6th grade is possibly an online predator or adult baby or some other fucked up fucking shit.
Compulsive use of profanity is a sign of a weak mind trying to express itself forcefully but without the vocabulary to do so.
fuck...
A small vocabulary does not equal weak mind. Shitfuckwhorebastard.
I have a fucking IQ of 160, I read virtually every fucking thing I can get my fucking hands on. I am able to articulate my fucking ideas in a civilized and cogent manner. My fucking vocabulary is indubitably fucking impeccable and I fucking love the fucking word.
It is a fuckin' versatile fuckin' word !!
no fucking allow
Fuckwit, best insult ever!
fucking fucks, fucking fuck
such an interesting word! it brings to mind an awesome visual and aural image that's really funny in the middle of a sentence. you know, the pounding and ensuing sucking sound said pounding produces...
My high school age daughter said: "Mom, you want to know what we learned in our church youth group today? The teacher said about the flower communion ceremony: 'First you start with a metric fuckton of flowers.'" So, yes, a versatile word useful in all settings!
I like putting in the middle of words...Abso-fuckin-lutely!!
i fucking love putting fuck where i fucking please. Just because I use it though, doesn't fucking mean I'm ignorant or anything like that. Fucking pricks who think that they're fucking above because they don't use fucking expletives.
Forsoooth, art thou a Quacker? Well then, FUCKETH THEE!
For more information check out this short educational film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlfDIcjrVI
Fuck You.
For fucks sake fuck em and fucking die already you fucking fuck sack
Fuck fucking fucking fuck, fuck fucked fuck fuckers.
My mind has become semantically satiated to the word fuck.
Igno-fucking-ramus
fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck
i fucking think u fucks should grow the fuck up and stop being fucking fucktards.
You should hear my version of 'Jingle Bells'.
Please have a seat, get comfortable, and have yourself a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up.
Fuck is good and fuck is funny
Everybody fucks for money
If you think the fuck is funny
Fuck yourself and save your money!
Best piece of swearing I ever heard was from a ship engineer, who was called to fix a broken guage - he took one look at it and said 'I'll be fucked if I'm going to fucking fix this fucker. Fuck me, some fucker's fucked about with it. The fucking things fucked. Fuck it. I'm fucking off. Fuck youse.'
He then fucked off, leaving me slack-jawed at his complete fucking mastery of the art of swearing..
I'm fucking hungry
Most languages have several commonplace profane words that can be interjected into sentences after every other word.
This is not a characteristic unique to English. Only one with limited experience with languages would assume so.
I say the word Fuck so much because; Fuck you!
You should try coursing in serbian.
Fucking fuck fuckers!
Fucka-Lucka Ding dong Fucka-lucka CUNT!!!
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
and orun is a big Nerd.
Fuck it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlfDIcjrVI
Oh my virgin ears....
Oo Fucken fuck yes
Fuck Fuckity Fuck (from another highly educated personage that is also vocabularily inclined).
Fuck off fucker with your fucked up fucking fuckery!
The use of profane language is the inability to properly formulate an educated statement. Whilst not communicating at an appropriate level, it is unlikely to be taken seriously.
...well fuck.
fuckity fuck fuckertons!!
fucking A
Fuuuuuuck.
Shit, this shit is the shit. Who is the shithead who posted this shitty shit. I just shit pants.
Shit! I used a shitty period where I should have used a shitty question mark. I feel like a stupid shit.
:)) Yes....english language..
That is fucking magnififuckicent
Fuck you
That is because it has not real meaning anymore. In real world English you just said:
"The (having sex)(adj.) thing I (having sex)(adv.) like most about the (having sex)(adj.) English language is that you can (having sex)(adv.) put the world "fucking" every (having sex)(adj.) place you (having sex)(adv.) want.
Really the English Language hates you.
Yea I know I misspelled stuff. If you can't look past that you are an idiot.
Fuck is good.
Suuure sure, fuck Is great.. and although it has many different uses.. it cant beat this sentence.... which is in fact, grammatically valid.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo
Swearing is trashy.
This reminds me of Rocco from the Boondock Saints
i just read every single comment on here, and all i have to say is, fuck....
"Oh, look at my snooty remarks about how vulgar language is so immature and unintelligent. It would seem your vocabulary is lacking. I am clearly better than everyone."
Whoop-de-fucking-doo! You fucking fuck! I'll fucking say fuck whenever the fuck I fucking want.
Remember kids: Foul language ≠ Stupidity.
It does, however, make you come across as an aggressor to those you are talking to, so don't fucking use "fuck" while fucking talking to every fucking fuck you meet.
FUCK!
fuck you
fucked fuckers fucking fucks
Fuck! Those fucking fuckers fucked me!
ifucking think you will fucking find that if you use fucking every other fucking word nowerdays in fucking england you will end up in fucking prison becuase the fucking nazis won the fucking war
"fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck" seee it doesn't hurt anyone
Or as an army sergeant once said,
"Fuck! This fucking fucker is fucking fucked!"
oh yes, saying fuck every other word really shows your intelligence
motherfuckers. hahaha.
The word was meant to let moral and decent folks know instantly that you are an asshole!
We are really working at the high end of the gene pool here ... a collective IQ equivalent to a child's shoe size.
This could be clever if the person didn't use "fuck" as an adjective in every case. It's much more versatile than this person shows.
fuck you and fuck off
...damn
you should have said "any fucking place I want"
True story - serving as an adjutant in the British Army, I once asked a young soldier what the problem was with the Land Rover hook-up. He looked at me and said "The fucking fucker's fucking fucked!"
A lotta useful fuckabulary here...
These fucking comments just made my entire fucking night.
To those of you tiny penis fucks that don't think this is appropriate,go fuck yourself!!!
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